“We are, unbelievably, still flying over Russia, which continues to be stupidly big. Really enormous. Far bigger than necessary. We’ve been in the air now for about a week, and it doesn’t look like we’ll be landing until the last syllable of recorded time. So, if anyone on board knows any card tricks, ghost stories, or would like to have some sex, please do make your way to the flight deck. Thank you.”
(Cabin Pressure 2.06: Limerick)
guys i can’t stop coming back to this
#KIND PEOPLE #I HAVE FOUND A GREAT LAKE IN THIS GRAND FORTRESS OF THE MAN OF IRON #THE SLOPING DEVICE CREATES A TINGLE IN MY STOMACH HAW HAW #I FEEL FREE AND SWIFT LIKE THE GRAND MJOLNIR IN THE WIND #IT IS CALLED “SLIDE” SAYETH THE BIRD MAN #THIS JOY SLIDE #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER!
/cRYING
He’s gonna go back to Asgard and turn all the stairs/bridges into slides now.
(Source: aprilspink)
Why had I never seen this before?!
Agent coulson needs a movie
HAHAHHAHA EVERYONE
WATCH THISITS
PERFECT…
What happened to the Misty we grew up with in the 90s?
OKAY I need to reblog this because I have seen posts like this 35346 times in the “Misty” tag. I apologize to the OP, I’m not angry at them in particular.
First off, the one on the left is Misty from the anime (the cartoon), the one on the right is Misty from the games. They are basically two separate characters. So no, the Misty on the left didn’t grow up to become the one on the right.
Second, SHE WORKS/LIVES IN A SWIMMING POOL. OMG, HOW DARE SHE WEAR A SWIMSUIT IN A SWIMMING POOL. WHAT A SLUT. She should be wearing a full-body diving suit, am I right? That’s what everyone wears in swimming pools.
Third, FYI, this is what game!Misty wore in Pokémon Red/Blue:
Oh right. A swimsuit.
This was in 1998.While here’s what she wore in Gold/Silver/Crystal, of which the “omg so slutty” outfit is a remake of:
oh god. Another swimsuit! And this was in 2000.
So yeah, nothing happened to the Misty you knew in the 90s. Because that isn’t the Misty you knew in the 90s.
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
The internet has been won.
Zippity do daa, zippity-eh..my oh my it’s a wonderful day!
Popped into my head as soon as I saw this gif…
(Source: aintborntipycal)